How to Survive Halloween! (podcast)

Halloween is fast approaching! The barrier between the worlds of the living and the undead is growing ever thinner. On the 31st of October that barrier will be torn asunder as legions of terrifying beings spill into our world to wreak havoc upon the unprepared. Thankfully this special podcast contains the ultimate martial arts guide to staying safe this Halloween!

This podcast details all the creatures you may face on All Hallows Eve and explains how to use your martial arts skills to come out the other side in one piece! You will learn how to keep yourself safe from ghosts, vampires, werewolves, zombies, witches and more!

Listen to this podcast to learn:

 - How to befriend poltergeists and use them to advance your martial reputation!

 - How to use Kobudo weapons when facing werewolves!

 - How Tai Chi can protect you from Zombies!

 - What to do if you are turned into a frog!

 - Why evil spirits avoid McDojo members!

 - The truth about vampires and the three simple things all martial artist can do to avoid them!

 - And much more!

Listen carefully, prepare wisely and share this information with all those you care about. If you do that, then maybe, just maybe, you’ll make it through Halloween unscathed!

Yours Fangtastically,

Iain VonSpookCaster

(a.k.a. Iain Abernethy)

NOTE: As you’ve probably guessed this is a light-hearted podcast full of attempts at Halloween, pop-culture and martial arts humour! It does however contain lots of spooky music and creepy sound effects! You probably should not let younger, more sensitive children overhear it just in case. We want everyone to have a fun Halloween!

Music: Spooky Ride (background music main section) and Midnight in the Graveyard (background sounds in introduction) by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license. (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://www.twinmusicom.org/song/250/spooky-ride Source: http://www.twinmusicom.org/song/252/midnight-in-the-graveyard Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org

How to Survive Halloween!
Iain Abernethy